Patisserie Femme

Strange Kin Theatre

Satirical sketches that'll turn your tastebuds on

19 Nov 2026 - 21 Nov 2026

PERFORMANCE DETAILS

19 Nov 2026
8:30 pm,
Full: £16
Conc: £14
20 Nov 2026
8:30 pm,
Full: £16
Conc: £14
21 Nov 2026
4:45 pm,
Full: £16
Conc: £14

Patisserie Femme is a delicious sketch-style satire set in a spin-off of the Great British Bake Off tent. Forget Bread Week and Star Baker, these contestants have a different set of rules! That's right, sweet treats are out and mouth-watering women are in!


Bear witness to funny and heart-wrenching confessions by the hosts, contestants and key pantry ingredients too. Whether you're an innocent little “sweetie-pie”, your darling partner's “honey”, or a “tart” on the market, you're a woman who can't escape being eaten up. Patisserie Femme is sure to make you laugh your way through uncomfortable themes — yeast infections and popping the cherry to name but a few. What this show most certainly doesn’t do, is sugar-coat the injustices that women face on the daily.


Written by Jessie Diepeveen, the show first premiered in South Africa. This two-time Fleur du Cap nominee for Best New Director and Best Ensemble (2024) is making its London debut.

Age recommendation: 16+
Duration: 60 minutes
Price: £16
Languages: English
Countries: South Africa, Singapore, Malta, UK, Belgium, China, Malaysia, Hong Kong
Access: Wheelchair accessible
Show accessibility: None
Content warnings: Some strong language, references to termination of pregnancy, references to sex, references to genitalia (including drawings)

Cast & Creatives

Performers: Jessie Diepeveen & Sadi Masego


Writer: Jessie Diepeveen


Director: Elisabeth Tu


Assistant Director: Tyler Reuben


Producer: Yeo Dana


Associate Producer: Daniel Hintner


Movement Assistant: Wei Yuan


Set & Costume Designer: Stirling Beatson


Composer & Sound Designer: Jade Leamcharaskul


Marketing & Graphic Design: Daniel Hintner 

Reviews

'The text is layered like a well-crafted pastry.' — Broadway World, South Africa 

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